Believe it or not, this book has been out four times in the past year. Oh yeah.
If that seems incredible, here's one I got last week...that's been out three times in the past year.
Here's a tip: you don't need seven weeks. You just need a trip to Labtests.
And here's one I thought was in particularly bad taste, but will no doubt prove popular:
And how about this for aspirational parents? A series of classics for babies, in board book format.
Hairy Maclary? The Very Hungry Caterpillar? Nope. Try Romeo and Juliet, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice (complete with punch-out cardboard figures to macerate), and The Hound of the Baskervilles, with a sound button you can press to make the hound howl, provided your fine motor skills have kicked in. Oh, and there's Anna Karenina, to give them a giggle.
Finally, here's my pick for weirdest forthcoming title:
I won't even mention Star Wars Shakespeare. The world is a crazy place.