Clothes: Twilight, Team Edward outfit set for kids by tinyhandscreations
"2 piece set with a open back dress top with 2 different black and gray damask toned fabrics. With extra full red lace ruffles. Black silk extra long ties to loop up into a bow in the back. Rhinestones spelling out "Team Edward". The pants feature a fang applique above a extra full layer of ruffles with a red lace bow with rhinestone center off to the side. Perfect for any twilight fan!"
Tosca's comment: I don't have a niece this age, but I know that if I waved this in front of Miss8 she'd do one of two things: laugh in my face and probably kick me in the kneecaps for the fun of it OR demand I buy it immediately. Maybe even all three. I'm not sure my self-esteem is willing to face the former, and I'm rather afraid that I wouldn't have the won't-power to deny her a Team Edward outfit of her very own.
Tosca's comment: Showed this to my younger sibling whose eyes lit up like it was Christmas all over again. I didn't have the heart to point out a few things to her, like how: 1) she's not a guy and, even if she were, 2) she doesn't even look a TEENY TINY bit like Edward Cullen and so 3) wouldn't be able to flash it at anyone like it was official ID. What do you DO with one of these, anyway? *is truly curious*
Student ID card: Twilight props Edward Cullen ID card vampire badge by MovieProps
"This listing is for a high quality credit-card sized PVC card.This card is fully customizable. After payment, if you want to customize the card, please send information and picture via email to orders [!at] identityprops.comIf for any reason you are not satisfied, or are looking for different variations to your order, please contact us. This card does not come with any accessories, they must be purchased below."
Ring: Mrs Edward Cullen ring by dandandesigns
"Handmade mrs Edward Cullen ring is a gorgeous piece of kitsch jewellery for all twilight Edward Cullen fans."
Tosca's comment: If it were this easy to announce my fandom and marriage to a fictional character (or actor) all in the one piece of jewellery, I'd have done it years ago, and mine would read "mrs dean winchester" or even "mrs jensen ackles." Strangely (??), I'm not even tempted to do such a thing, but I'd love to see your pics if YOU have done so *bats eyelashes*
Decal: The original Edward Cullen life size vampire silhouette vinyl wall decal by vinylfruit
"Design pack includes:1 Life Size Edward of you very own = 6 ' 2" tall1 Edward's "Be Safe" Handwriting to you = 7 inches x 12 inches(choose 1 color for both decals or choose two different colors)Let everyone know what team you're on by giving Edward a home! Or you can keep him to yourself... put him on the back of your bedroom door so he can be intrigued while you sleep! He'll be keeping an eye out for any roving carnivorous vampires searching for a snack, while reminding you to "Be Safe.""
Tosca's comment: You all know I'm not a Twilight fan. I have not been backward in coming forward about my opinions. I will admit, though, that when I saw the first film (and none of the others after that until the most recent one) with friends, I fully had a stupid moment. The scene where Edward first appears in Bella's room to loom over her while she's sleeping? An audience full of young girls sent a collective sigh throughout the theatre. Me, being daft, turned to Elenoa and said, "That is creepy but somewhat hot. Why do I think that?" Possibly because I'm dumb. That's all I can think. I can say, hand on heart, that is the one and only time I thought that, and this decal? Brings that stupid comment to mind. Well, that and the thought that a true fan might enjoy it, but I suspect I would wake up in the middle of the night screaming and dialing 111 to report an intruder. Maybe that's just me...?
Magnets: You're a sparkly douchebag in a tree by ButtonBetties