You're too annoying, I can't read you

After reading Scriven's amazing blog about what she loves to hate, I couldn't help but think about all of the things that I can't stand and genuinely do not understand why people like them, here a just a few examples:

Scaremongering non-fiction 

Sugar is killing your baby! Bread is going to make your heart explode! Anything not organic makes your lower intestine depressed! Your children are going to be homeless unless you teach them to grow their own vegetables!

This drives me craaaazy! I have no problem with self help books but don't try and get me to buy this by using your bullshit scary titles. Shut up and hand me the loaf.

Time travel romance anything

Never interesting ever.

Glee

I intended to post this a little while ago but then Corey Monteith from Glee died and I thought it might be bad taste to talk about how much I hate his show. So just to clarify: I hate Glee not Corey or anyone else in it.

The thing about Glee is that the songs are awesome but the characters aren't actually people. They're just stereotypes; the jock, the gay guy, the sassy black girl. And they talk about their feelings way too much. Bored.

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

I will never understand the appeal of this band. His voice is so irritating.

Jodi Picoult - all titles

I have only read 19 Minutes and My Sister's Keeper but that was enough to put me off of her books for good. The main problem I have with her books was that I do not give a crap what happens to the characters. I find it quite hard to enjoy books that are written from multiple perspectives anyway and I don't think she does it that well.

Children's books with gross/bad covers/titles

If you cant draw then you hire an illustrator or you don't publish. End of story.

Two and a half men. 

Can someone explain to me the appeal of this show? It's so lost on me. Your'e too good for this mess Duckie!