Do you enjoy flicking through the Guinness World Records?
Do you collect nuggets of useless information like dead spiders in the downstairs loo?
Do your friends refuse to play Trivial Pursuits with you? (Or are you always stuck on one slice of pie?)
Having trouble recalling the currency of Lithuania? Or Australia, in fact?
Get a pen.
Here are some delightfully unnecessary compendia of human knowledge to use for your own nefarious purposes.
Booyah.