"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! [Ticking off his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!" Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I've never thought of myself as particularly English. My family ties to New Zealand go as far back as the 1840s and there is even a photo of one of my ancestors in the Early Settlers Museum in Dunedin so I am, pretty much, as 'kiwi' as you can get.
My accent, though, apparently has other ideas; something I am made all too aware of every time I venture overseas.
I often get compliments - which is nice - but rarely does anyone pick up that I am a New Zealander or even (dare I say) an Australian. Even the English think I'm English. How that came about I have
no idea.
Then again, perhaps I do...
Growing up, Basil Brush, The Goodies, and Follyfoot were the things that I watched along with reading avidly The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe and every other book in the Narnia series; it was after all the Harry Potter of its day. All of these things are probably to blame for me sounding just a little bit like one of the characters that were portrayed in them.
My Englishness extends to other areas also. I certainly have a English sense of humour and, apologies to Mum if you're reading this, but I swear like an Englishman too. Like Spike, bollocks, bloody and bugger are the usual expletives that are most likely to come out of my mouth. I love words like gosh and tosser and pillock too.
So with the London Olympics almost upon us it seems appropriate to celebrate all things English.
Tally Ho and all that.
Poldark
The love story of Ross and Demelza captivated a nation back in the 70s. Being more interested in Doctor Who at the time my memories of this show were a little vague but with it's release on DVD I was able to recently watch again and from the moment its distinctive and haunting opening music started I remembered why this show was so good.
There's love and betrayal and revenge and smuggling and war, all set against the beautiful Cornish scenery.
Pride and PrejudiceOkay so I like costume dramas and I'm a sucker for a romance story - I'm a girl, it's allowed.
For many, including me, this is
the version of Pride and Prejudice. Colin Firth was the perfect Mr Darcy, so much so that writer Helen Fielding of Bridget Jones fame created her character Mark Darcy purely on Colin Firth's portrayal.
Who can forget that wet shirt scene - sigh...
Wallace and Gromit 3 cracking adventuresThe adventures of Wallace and Gromit never fail to make me smile. I just love these series of films that the talented and
very patient Nick Park made.
These are the kind of movies that appeal to the kid in us all.
Mothership by Led ZeppelinLed Zep rocks.
There really is nothing more to say other than my favourite album is Led Zeppelin III but the library unfortunately doesn't have that so this greatest hits CD will have to do.
Hit Parade by Paul Weller
Who is Paul Weller you are probably wondering, which is a pity since this man is considered one of the greats of British music and the grandfather of modern music in the UK but who is, sadly, hardly known here in NZ.
I've been a fan since the 80s, first when he was the front man for The Jam then when he when onto form The Style Council before he finally went out on his own.
Picking a favourite of his is virtually impossible, as I like nearly everything he has done, so of course his Hit Parade album is a must listen containing as it does all of my favourites.
BlackadderEveryone loves Blackadder, at least everyone I know does. We all have our favourite of the series, - for me it's a toss between series 2 and 3. Two has Queenie and a rather dashing looking Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson should really wear a beard like that much more often) and Three has the wonderful Hugh Laurie as George the Prince Regent.
This is a show you can watch again and again and laugh yourself until you hurt every time. No wonder it was recently voted as the best British TV show of all time in a recent UK survey.
The Good Life
This show features four great comedy actors who all went on to better things but are still remembered today for this delightful show about giving up the rat race and enjoying the good life.
It's a dream that many of have and was certainly way ahead of its time in promoting a greener lifestyle that many are now taking up.
The English PatientI'll be honest, this movie isn't set in England. In fact it has virtually nothing to do with England other than its title and the fact that the lead actors are all English.
Yet despite that, this movie is about as English as you can get. It's romantic, has beautiful Egyptian scenery and Ralph Fiennes has a voice that just makes you melt - well it does me.
The complete tales & poems of Winnie-the-Pooh by A.A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh, along with the rest in the series, were about the first books ever given to me. I loved these stories and the poems and even now can remember the words to such wondeful poems as "James James Morrison Morrison" and "What is the matter with Mary Jane".
This is a book that all children should have read to them at least once in a lifetime - if not more so.
The Last of the Summer WineAnother show that I loved as a kid and that I am now rewatching on DVD.
Compo was my favourite with his scruffy appearance, trousers held up with string and utter joy for life as well as his passion for Nora Batty, whose wrinkly stockings constantly fanned his flame.
This is the England many of us think of - with rolling fields and rambles over mountains and picnics by the river. It takes us back to the home of our ancestors.