Showing posts with label book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label book. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Blood and Guts: Or A Very Gory Christmas

I love a good thriller.  Whether it's reading one or watching one.  There is just something about a good crime story with plenty of body count, a headless corpse... or two, and lots of twists and turns that is highly addictive.

And the Holiday Season is a perfect time to catch up on all the gory, mind griping, can't-stop watching/reading-until-you-know-who-did-it crime.  Even better there is a fun of guessing who the real killer is.

Only thing is once you start you can't stop and you find yourself impatiently waiting for the next in the series.  Or at least you do if you're me.

At least I have Luther to get me through this Christmas while I impatiently patiently wait for the next series of Sherlock, Bosch, Broadchurch...





Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Comedians and their books (Part 3)

The 3rd and final part of this blog but honestly I could go on for at least 5 more posts. If you're interested in reading more autobiographies by comedians check out this list on Goodreads. I went a bit crazy and requested so many books from it and I'm really enjoying making my way through the piles. I finished Steve Martin's book this morning and really liked it. Tina's will always be my favourite but Chelsea Handler's books come a close second. 

The Bedwetter: stories of courage, redemption, and pee by Sarah Silverman

From the outrageously filthy and oddly innocent comedienne Sarah Silverman comes a memoir—her first book—that is at once shockingly personal, surprisingly poignant, and still pee-in-your-pants funny. If you like Sarah’s television show The Sarah Silverman Program, or memoirs such as Chelsea Handler’s Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea and Artie Lange’s Too Fat to Fish, you’ll love The Bedwetter.

I hate everyone - starting with me by Joan Rivers 


Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes. Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn't hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.


Born Standing Up by Steve Martin

In the midseventies, Steve Martin exploded onto the comedy scene. By 1978 he was the biggest concert draw in the history of stand-up. In 1981 he quit forever. This book is, in his own words, the story of "why I did stand-up and why I walked away."
Emmy and Grammy Award winner, author of the acclaimed New York Times bestsellers Shopgirl and The Pleasure of My Company, and a regular contributor to The New Yorker, Martin has always been a writer. His memoir of his years in stand-up is candid, spectacularly amusing, and beautifully written.
At age ten Martin started his career at Disneyland, selling guidebooks in the newly opened theme park. In the decade that followed, he worked in the Disney magic shop and the Bird Cage Theatre at Knott's Berry Farm, performing his first magic/comedy act a dozen times a week. The story of these years, during which he practiced and honed his craft, is moving and revelatory. The dedication to excellence and innovation is formed at an astonishingly early age and never wavers or wanes.
Martin illuminates the sacrifice, discipline, and originality that made him an icon and informs his work to this day. To be this good, to perform so frequently, was isolating and lonely. It took Martin decades to reconnect with his parents and sister, and he tells that story with great tenderness. Martin also paints a portrait of his times the era of free love and protests against the war in Vietnam, the heady irreverence of The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in the late sixties, and the transformative new voice of Saturday Night Live in the seventies.
Throughout the text, Martin has placed photographs, many never seen before. Born Standing Up is a superb testament to the sheer tenacity, focus, and daring of one of the greatest and most iconoclastic comedians of all time.
Is it just me? or is it nuts out there? by Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg has always been her own woman. From her days in standup, through her acclaimed work as an actor, and now into her duties as the moderator and co-host of The View, Whoopi has been outspoken and honest, respectfully taking no prisoners even while drawing people in and making them laugh--or cry. Total honesty, administered civilly and with a healthy dose of audacity, is her hallmark and her way of life.

In her new book, Whoopi shares stories from her own life when she's been forced to deal with tough situations in family, marriage, friendship, and business. She relates how she navigated through them with healthy honesty, which has all but vanished in the era of the volatile pundit. Naturally, she tells these stories with the humor, irreverence, and joy for which she's known, and she also speaks up about the challenges dealing with one another here and now, especially with the growing disrespect and rudeness in this country. Cheeky, a bit naughty, occasionally in-your-face, this humorous book will bring readers into her world

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Young Adult (actual books, not the movie. Sorry).


"Anna was looking forward to her senior year in Atlanta, where she has a great job, a loyal best friend, and a crush on the verge of becoming more. So she's less than thrilled about being shipped off to boarding school in Paris, until she meets Ètienne St. Clair. Smart, charming, beautiful Ètienne has it all, including a serious girlfriend. But in the City of Life, wishes have a way of becoming true. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with their long-awaited French kiss?"

Stephanie Perkins sure knows how to write a love story. Very cute and sweet filled with ‘will they, wont they’ moments. This one is defiantly written for teenage girls but if you love a good romance novel then give it a go. I liked it. 

You will like this if you liked: The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight 


After modern science turns every human into a genetic time bomb with men dying at age twenty-five and women dying at age twenty, girls are kidnapped and married off in order to repopulate the world.’

Despite the blurb above this book is essentially the light, teenage version of The HandmaidsTale’ by Margret Atwood. Set in the future in a dystopian society (they’re all the rage right now) Rhine Ellery is kidnapped to be sold the bride of a wealthy and powerful scientist’s son. Wither has 2 sequels called Fever and Sever.

You will like this if you liked: The Hunger Games

‘I'm Trella. I'm a scrub. A nobody. One of thousands who work the lower levels, keeping Inside clean for the Uppers. I've got one friend, do my job and try to avoid the Pop Cops. So what if I occasionally use the pipes to sneak around the Upper levels? The only neck at risk is my own…until I accidentally start a rebellion and become the go-to girl to lead a revolution.’

This is another futuristic dystopian book but unlike ‘Wither’ this one is science fiction. I won’t give too much away because figuring out what’s going on with Trella is super fun but I will say that it’s an interesting concept with great characters and well worth a read. The sequel of this book is called ‘Outside In’ is available now.

You will like this if you liked: Uglies


‘Around the world, black handprints are appearing on doorways, scorched there by winged strangers who have crept through a slit in the sky. In a dark and dusty shop, a devil's supply of human teeth grown dangerously low and in the tangled lanes of Prague, a young art student is about to be caught up in a brutal otherworldly war.’

Set in the beautiful city of Prague this dark and mysterious book is a fresh twist on the ever so fashionable supernatural teen novel. A little bit gothic and what would have been emo five years ago. This book made me want to pack a bag and head off to Europe and then not talk to any strangers once I got there.

You will like this if you liked: Hush Hush. 

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Knitting with Dog Hair

This is my second post featuring a book about dogs and knitting. The first 'Men who Knit and the Dogs who Love Them' is the most popular blog I have ever posted so here's another really weird one for you. 

Knitting with dog hair : a woof-to-warp guide to making hats, sweaters, mittens, and much more by Kendall Crolius and Anne Black Montgomery. 

"How many times have you groomed your dog, looked at all the fur floating around your feet, and remarked to yourself that there is enough fur for a sweater? Well, here's the guide that will help you turn that remark into a reality. With instructions for everything from "harvesting the fuzz" to spinning it into yarn to patterns for knitting dog hair into sweaters, hats, and scarves, Knitting with Dog Hair is a dream come true for dog lovers who also love to knit. Directories of equipment suppliers and people who will spin dog hair for you are appended, as a thorough guide to dog-breed hair and a glossary of dog-grooming and spinning terms. Instructions are thorough, and the authors' sense of humor will make this an enjoyable book for people new to spinning. Cat lovers shouldn't feel left out--special instructions are given for collecting cat fur, and patterns for a cat-hair pill box hat and a shirt collar are included." 

I think my favourite thing about this book is that the tagline on the cover is 'Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you'll never meet'. swear to you I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Enjoy.